youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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