i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
