The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm really into asian looking animals
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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