you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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