Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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