first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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