sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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