I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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