do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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