doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Come share oat with me in your robe
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Come on in and take your pants off
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