Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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