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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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