if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i came on her dog
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
