Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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