you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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