I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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