nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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