I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
