In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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