nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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