Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I checked into jail on foursquare
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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