If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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