I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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