Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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