gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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