: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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