I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
its liver damage thursday
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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