in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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