scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
