I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
