I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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