I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize