when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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