What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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