Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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