What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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