I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Also, beer. Big fan.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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