Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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