roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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