the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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