return my video game
Plan B is the new Plan A
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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