why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
there was a trapeze. enough said
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize