My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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