Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
how does that bad decision feel?
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