Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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