yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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