Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I have tasted many bathrooms
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
