Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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