What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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