im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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