Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
