Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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