Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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