Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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